I’ve been having a hard time sleeping lately. And it’s not just the 90°+ weather. Although that’s been spectacular.
Our A/C unit is 30+ years old so we open windows, turn on fans, and just sweat it out. When it’s really bad, we’ll sleep with ice packs on our chest or back. I’ve found the clay ones stay cold for ages.
“Get the A/C fixed!” you cry. Except our slab concrete porch was sinking and putting pressure on our basement wall, causing a slowly growing crack. We had the Basement Doctor out. They (literally) girded up our basement for several grand.
Then we realized the gutter on the front of the house was overflowing so we had someone out to check for a blockage and found out water was flowing from our gutter into the front of our house. The clay pipes were long since destroyed if they ever existed at all.
They used a neat tool called a Ditch Witch to put a trench up our front yard, hand dug under our porch, and then laid all the piping and connected it to make sure it flowed away from our foundation and sinking porch. That was stressful and not inexpensive.
While this happened, we realized our chimney needed chinked. We know a Jack of all trades, but masonry work is best left to the pros. They came out and ran a camera up into our chimney and horrified us with everything wrong. The flashing where the gutter meets the chimney had a gap so water was pouring over it causing the external damage we saw. It was also destroying the entire chimney box inside.
We had them fix the gutter, chink the bricks outside, replace the box and flu inside, and also fix the pipes from our furnace because THAT was not correct either. (They told us to get a CO2 detector the same day and that we were lucky my niece slept downstairs in the summer when the furnace was not on to give you an Idea.)
That was not cheap.
Fast forward…. well okay not really. Maybe a year? 6 months? We had our Jack of All Trades come out with a jackhammer to destroy our slab porch. We also had the city come out to permit us. Our JOAT was dumbfounded by the depth of the slab and the amount of stone underneath.
Nate and I helped where we could to save time and money. Nate helped break up concrete. We both threw slabs into the dumpster. It was not pretty. We still have scrape marks on our walk way from the wheelbarrow of concrete chunks. (Did I mention we grow tons of flowers and didn’t want to completely destroy the yard?)
Our JOAT sets the concrete for the beams, and our porch comes together beautifully. He also tends to come around 12 and work until 6, and typically forgets something and has to drive across town in rush hour traffic to get it. (Even though I complain about it, he does an amazing job, and his mind works in a totally different way than mine does. Perhaps I envy him to a degree.)
In any case…. that wasn’t cheap either.
This past Fall he came back out to insulate our house. He used a drill with a special attachment to cut 4″ holes in our crawl space and blow insulation in. (Nate manned the machine that chopped it up and blew it up 20+ feet of hose through an open second floor window and into the 4″ holes in the crawl space.
That was (relatively?) cheap. It was under a grand anyways.
So yeah…. I can’t sleep these days. It’s not the heat necessarily as much as my anxiety.
I’ve been writing this for an hour, and we’ll hopefully replace our central air unit within the next few years. In any case, I’ll be getting up at 4:50am tomorrow, lacing up my running shoes, and hopefully running off some of my anxiety.